I had to laugh when I read that Fred Willard had been arrested for alleged public masturbation at an adult movie theater.
I mean, c'mon, what are you supposed to do while watching porn besides masturbate?
You go to an adult theater, adult bookstore, gloryhole, I can guarantee you, someone is indulging in public masturbation, many of the above to my tits.
Here's the thing, in California, it's only illegal to publicly masturbate if you do it in site of someone who might be offended.
Who the fuck is going to be offended in a porno theater? Who is even going to notice, as they themselves furiously fap fap fap?
So silly.
Go fap to my tits, people.
In the privacy of your home, in front of your jizz glazed laptop, and if you need some help, call me.
Monica 1 888 684 2825
AIM:MonicaMandingo
$2.50 per minute.
